come on, let's be having you
Is anyone still looking? Now, that nothing interesting happens.
In an attempt to boost flagging interest, and give us something to write about it, last week saw the official launch of our plans to have more weddings in one calendar month than any other couple ever.
With the imminent arrival of countless outlaws from Canada, Courtney had persuaded me to buy a house so that they'd have somewhere to stay. Personally I was happy enough in Etchell Towers but instead we have to buy a 14 bedroom mansion in Chelsea. Almost anyway.
All was going well until this week when the estate agent rings to say that the house our 'vendor' (I know all the jargon) was buying had fallen through. This news came as something of a shock seeing as the very same estate agent had been telling us for weeks that our 'vendor' had already bought her house for cash. Still, at least the estate agent isn't earning countless thousands from the sale so we shouldn't really expect them to know anything sensible like that. Hopeless..
So it looks like inbetween attending our 263 different weddings, the outlaws are going to be staying (along with us) at the Battersea Travel Lodge. While we all hope that the lady that had already bought her house (but apparently hadn't) finds another one to have already bought...
Oh, and we took some photos of white boxes on Saturday.
In an attempt to boost flagging interest, and give us something to write about it, last week saw the official launch of our plans to have more weddings in one calendar month than any other couple ever.
With the imminent arrival of countless outlaws from Canada, Courtney had persuaded me to buy a house so that they'd have somewhere to stay. Personally I was happy enough in Etchell Towers but instead we have to buy a 14 bedroom mansion in Chelsea. Almost anyway.
All was going well until this week when the estate agent rings to say that the house our 'vendor' (I know all the jargon) was buying had fallen through. This news came as something of a shock seeing as the very same estate agent had been telling us for weeks that our 'vendor' had already bought her house for cash. Still, at least the estate agent isn't earning countless thousands from the sale so we shouldn't really expect them to know anything sensible like that. Hopeless..
So it looks like inbetween attending our 263 different weddings, the outlaws are going to be staying (along with us) at the Battersea Travel Lodge. While we all hope that the lady that had already bought her house (but apparently hadn't) finds another one to have already bought...
Oh, and we took some photos of white boxes on Saturday.
4 Comments:
I don't know where everyone else is, but still I'm here and I have a few questions.
If I come to both weddings, do I have to buy 2 presents? Or is my presence present enough?
Is Botolph Claydon big enough and brave enough to handle all of the Canadian hordes? We're a rather rowdy group when we all get together! Will the village ever recover from our visit?
What the heck are all of those white boxes, anyway?
Is anybody out there????????
love,
Woodstock
Botolph Claydon is on high 'Canadian' alert - as we speak village people are importing tons of snow and all wearing red checked shirts and swinging axes while singing in unison -'I'm a lumberjack and I don't care......
So bring it on ... England Expects!!
of course i'm still looking. could do with a few more regular updates.....
For once Will and I agree (strange as this may seem!).
And no-one ever DID tell me what the h*ll those white boxes are, either!!!
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